Fresh Prince of Helaire | 1-0W/L | 117PF​

Week One Points: 117​

Much like K-State against a typical, laughably bad OOC schedule, Chris is once again looking good at the start of the season. Unfortunately, Southern Illinois looked more competitive against the Wildcats than I did against Cramsey. This roster looks good from top to bottom. I didn’t think he’d part ways with Mahomes, but his team still looks elite without him. With a couple of bench spots freeing up, I expect this deep team to get deeper.

Uncle Cral’s Little Dogs | 0-0W/L | 0PF​

Week Zero Points: 0​

Carl is good where it counts and weak where it doesn’t. This is exactly what you want from your fantasy team. He’s got three starting RBs that are likely to be workhorses for their teams (Henry/Robinson/Edwards), one of the few elite TE options in Waller, and he’s got a roster full of receivers that shouldn’t have any problems putting up consistent points. The QB situation here is interesting. Burrow is coming off an injury, and his receivers have had a shakeup, getting rid of Green and bringing in Chase in the draft. They have struggled a bit in the preseason, but either they’ll fix those issues, or Carl can pivot to another QB without much issue. He is set up with a balance, high-upside squad to start the year.

🏆‼️ | 4-2W/L | 632PF​

Week Six Points: 95.8​

[Tarv] is coming for that Waiver Wire Gawd title.

FEED ME 🥄 | 4-1W/L | 569PF​

Week Five Points: 101.64​

I don’t watch ankle injuries.

THIS GUY SLEEPS AT HEB | 3-1W/L | 460PF​

Imagine dropping a 150-burger with CMC and Mahomes on the bench. Spooky SZN is here.

🏆‼️ | 2-0W/L | 239PF​

Week Two Points: 139.7​

There’s a new number one team in town. Tarv’s team looks excellent from top to bottom right now. Alexa, play Back to Back by Drake.

Manhattan (KS) Miracles | 1-0W/L | 99PF​

Chris’s team is just going to be this good all year. Barring an injury to Mahomes or CMC, this team is practically a playoff lock. Even if that did happen, we just saw Amari Cooper get 14 targets. While Chark wasn’t as involved in the Jags week one win, Minshew looked terrific. To top all that off, Kareem Hunt had 17 touches for the Browns, about as much as you can ask for out of a flex player. Not only is the team top-heavy, but they are middle-heavy too. Nowhere to go but down from here.

Manhattan (KS) Miracles | 1-0W/L | 98PF​

Cramsey cashed in all his football karma to beat me in both this league and the golf league. Unfortunately, because of this, K-State got torched by Arkansas State. Chris’s team underperformed and still got a hundo points. Patrick Mahomes had a down game of 20 points. With Kareem Hunt and Melvin Gordon trending up, this team absolutely terrifies me.

markhambone | 0-0W/L | 0PF​

A lesson I think I’ve learned about fantasy in the last couple of years is that leagues are won on upside. Depth is nice, but if you don’t have elite players, you will not win. You need a top 5 player at nearly every spot to compete for a ‘ship. I think Mark has the best 1-2 punch at RB in the league with Zeke and Chubb. Then he’s got a couple of target hogs in Thielen and Kupp at WR. Then he’s got Dak at QB, who finished as QB2 last year. His only potential weak spot is at TE, but Hurst is taking over the spot that produced at a high-level last year for the Falcons. Overall this team is crazy solid and even has a couple of high-value lotto tickets in CeeDee and Dobbins. I just like the lineup from top to bottom.

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